"Excellent Throwback Shoot and Talented WAM Newcomer!" Pending This production company absolutely ticks every nostalgic Wammer's box, and we absolutely love every moment of it! Pains is the absolute perfect model to recreate the photo. We all know it. Our parents all had a copy. It made us all feel things. Well, get ready for that all over again. It's just so much fun! She has so much fun in this mess afterwards that, to skip out on it, would be denying it to your younger self discovering that album art so many years ago. | |
"Pains is '80s Plastic Girl Perfection in Pastel Pies!" Pending Newcomer Pains is such an aesthetic powerhouse here! As a person who's been into WAM since years beginning in "1," I absolutely Love the aesthetic of the old Splosh! magazine, and they nail it here, and bring it modern too! Pains is just absolutely Too cute with her beautiful '80s throwback 'do, you almost hate to see what ends up happening to it Until, of course, you love it. The outfit? Shiny! I was drawn to it like a moth! Bzzzzzz The mess? You kidding me?! What a beautiful pastel canvas! Soft on the eyes, and sticky all over her face! There's a real respect for the art here! | |
"Goddess of the Creamy Underworld" Pending Yes, it's a bummer there's no audio for sure, but I empathize, the exact same thing has happened to me several times! But, I will say that this is still a 5/5! The price is so nice, and so is Hades! What an appropriate name for such a badass goddess! She has so much fun, and you don't even need to hear her to tell! She goes to town! DO Not miss! | |
"Another Alt Baddie Banger!" Pending Um, wonderful as always! Alt baddie? Check. Do we have way too much cream? Double check. Does she have no idea what's about to happen? Like jeez! Does no one there read the assignment beforehand?! Well, as a huge fan of first time reactions, I am extremely grateful that they don't! I knew she was gonna rock immediately by the sexy face paint, and it only got better from there! SO much fun! This studio is the best! | |
"Pie Virgin Perfection!" Pending Absolutely perfect fix for fans of genuine first reactions! Super spontaneous vibes here, and she was genuinely shocked through the whole thing! The mess here isn't the most excessive, but makes up in pure quality! There's a real gloopiness to it all. She's fantastic, her expressions and reactions are A+! Can we see more Bijoux pleeease?! :) | |
"Pretty Underwhelming" Pending Glad to see a goth model but this was dull. No story and no humiliation. She's laughing the whole time. | |
"Adorable watching this beautiful goth get gunged and pied" Absolutely stunning lass who makes getting slimed look so fun. Litterally a dream to see a goth lady get messy. The giggles she has whilst being pelted with pies is so adorable. Love this scene so much. So many pies with such a good consitancy. | |
"Hades is hot, the pie hits are superb, she cums, we cum, buy it." Hades starts off in an adorable crop sweater, see-through black panties, and sheer stockings. I love that she starts with a strip and starts touching herself, so excited for the mess to begin! I know the feeling! Her dirty talk is so hot. She demands to be pied and starts covering herself in the mess, feeling the delicious cream all over her equally delicious body. I love when she fucks herself with her feet on the chair while continuing to be pelted with pies. I love when she's on the floor riding her dildo and smearing pies over her ass. I love when she gets onto the floor and demands pies, completely trashed already, and gets pelted with more as she reaches an intense and very real orgasm. And I love when she sucks her big dildo at the end covered in her own juices and pie mess. To be honest, there isn't much about this scene I don't love. The pies are great with vibrant colours, the hits are great. Hades is a natural on camera and you can tell she's genuinely turned on by the whole thing. She's gorgeous, an amazing curvy body, a sexy alt look, and I love the way she gets messy. Please, please, we need more videos from Hades, more mess, more naughtiness, more more more! | |
"16 minutes of clay and a beauty." Very nice re-edit and remaster. Sounds and looks great as does Maria, the beauty struggling in clay. Amazing her bikini top stays on plus a wash off and some splats! RocketAPB 22 days ago | |
"Great and the best" | |
"A novel video with clay instead of pies, the result is amazing!" This was a video I was on the fence to buy since it came out, and I wish I had bought it years ago. This is an amazingly messy scene, with a very cute model having the time of her life. The idea of using clay instead of pie filling is brilliant, and the coverage in this video is stellar as a result. The model has fun, the producer gave us a banger of a video, and just one of the sexiest wam sessions caught on film imo. Definitely a great video if you like full coverage. | |
"Very good total facial coverage thick pies!" While this short 4-minute 20-second video is all face pie hits and one thick slime/gunge coverage. Sadly, not full body coverage and not an underwear scene. But, the pies are thick and sticky, which is great! | |
"So much foam, so much colour!" Another wonderful video from Portcity Slophouse! In Part 3 of Shaving Cream Bed, Olivia rolls around and plays in beautiful, colourful foam. From what I've seen thus far, Olivia really enjoys getting completely covered in mess and I love it! Foam is such an amazing substance and it looks creamy against Olivia's skin. If you're like me and you love foam, you should buy all three parts of Shaving Cream Bed, but this is perhaps my favourite. I'm giving this five cans of foam out of five! Excellent work guys! | |
"Full coverage and masturbation? Take my money!" This video was fantastic! Desserts are some of my favourite substances--okay, let's face it, I like all substances, but I digress!--and Olivia gets covered in sweets! Before the video is over, she's hardly recognizable in the sweet, sticky glop! There's a lot of masturbation in this video, something that I quite enjoy watching, and you can tell that Olivia is really enjoying herself! If you dig full coverage then this is something that you need to add to your collection! I'd give this a solid five pies out of five! Excellent work! I look forward to seeing more from Portcity! | |
"Mud/Clay scene is one of the very best." Just a note. I personally like full coverage. If the tar and feathering scene was head to toe, I would be extremely pleased. With that being said I also like extreme struggling and the mud scene has kept me enthralled with excitement since I first discovered it a few years ago. If all mud/clay scenes were like this I would be extremely broke. Thanks again. | |
"Ok" Great price, however the camera work sucks. You cannot see her whole body, leaves a lot to be desired. The pool pie was hot, coverage is great, but the way it was shot was average at best. | |
"Sloppy, messy, beautiful" Another really good clip by Port City Slophouse. Amazing value at the $5 I decided to pay, and excellent attention to detail with the model playing with her messy hair! | |
"messiest pies ever!" Wow, what can I say, this guy uses the best pies ever! Its like gunging and pieing at the same time. In this package there are 20 great pie hits to the face, some good head dunking, and the kind of gunging that leaves the model nearly unrecognisable, exactly as it should! :) | |
"Decent, but no masturbation (as claimed)." Olivia is lovely, the clay is quite thick, and the coverage is near 100% (only her back remains by the end). I was a little disappointed that her top never came off, but whatever. I was very disappointed though, when the movie ended and there had not yet been masturbating. The synopsis says "she masturbates," however the video only shows her rub herself for two 5 second periods, outside the panties. Alli_MI 9/3/10If you are looking for a video of a girl in thick clay in a bikini, this may well be for you. If you want to see masturbation, move along and save your $5. |